5 Speech Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 07 2025

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The Sleep-Talking Life Coach

Balancing nighttime advice with daytime consequences
Last night, my subconscious suggested I start a goat yoga business. I'm beginning to doubt my sleep-talking life coach's credibility.

The Stuttering Politician

Navigating through a minefield of speeches
His speeches are like GPS directions - recalculating every few seconds, and you still end up lost.

The Overenthusiastic Auctioneer

Auctioning off everyday tasks
The way my spouse auctions off the TV remote, you'd think they were selling a rare Picasso. "Who will give me five more minutes of 'Friends'?

The Conspiracy Theorist Therapist

Dealing with patients who believe their issues are part of a government cover-up
Trying to convince someone that their fear of vegetables isn't a government plot is harder than getting a cat to attend anger management.

The Competitive Mime

Being silent in a world full of noise
I asked my mime friend how he handles arguments. He just mimed walking away. That's effective until you're on Zoom.

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