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Why did the spanking enthusiast become a gardener? Because they wanted to cultivate a good 'bottom' line!
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Why did the chef get in trouble? He kept 'spanking' the eggs for misbehaving in the frying pan!
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Why did the chair go to therapy? It had issues with being 'spanked' too much and needed some support!
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Why did the computer apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to be a 'spanking' new processor!
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Why did the pillow break up with the blanket? It got tired of being 'spanked' every night!
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Why did the car get a spanking? It couldn't 'brake' the bad habit of making squeaky sounds!
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Why did the belt apply for a job? It wanted to get a 'grip' on its career and tighten things up!
The Spankometer
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Why is it that people think spanking is the solution to every problem? Can you imagine going to a job interview, and instead of asking about your skills, they just give you a good spank and say, You're hired! It's the corporate world's version of tough love.
Spanking and Self-Improvement
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I heard someone say that being spanked is a form of discipline. I guess I've been doing it wrong all these years—I thought discipline was just avoiding eye contact with the dessert menu. Turns out, it's more hands-on than I realized!
Spanking: The Original Twerking
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You know twerking is just a modern, socially acceptable form of spanking. Back in the day, they'd call it inappropriate; now, it's a dance move. Imagine telling your grandparents, Yeah, I went to a twerking class today. They'd probably ask for a translation.
The Spanked Chronicles
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You ever notice how the word spanked sounds like the title of a dramatic novel? Like, Chapter 1: The Misadventures of a Naughty Bottom. I mean, if my life were a book, it would probably be a pop-up book with a hand slapping sound effect.
The Spanking Olympics
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If spanking were an Olympic sport, I'd have a gold medal in the 100-meter dash to escape my mom's wrath. Those childhood sprint workouts really paid off.
Spanked by Social Media
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Nowadays, getting spanked is like a tweet that never gets retweeted—it's embarrassing and feels like a public shaming. I can't wait for the day when we have an app to rate our spankings. Five stars for effort, Mom!
Spanking in the Age of Participation Trophies
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Back in my day, we didn't get participation trophies; we got spanked. And you know what? I turned out just fine... as long as no one mentions participation trophies.
The Spanking Diet
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried a good spanking? It's an instant workout for your abs and your pride. Forget about fancy diets; just have someone follow you around with a wooden spoon.
Spanked by Technology
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I was so bad with technology that my computer threatened to spank me if I didn't update it. Like, what's next? Your phone saying, Unlock me, or I'll give you a virtual spanking! I miss the days when computers just froze and didn't judge your life choices.
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