5 Jokes For Spanked

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Updated on: Feb 13 2025

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Technology's Take

When even our gadgets have opinions on spanking.
My smartwatch has this feature where it monitors stress levels. It went off the charts when I was disciplining my kid. I was like, 'Even my watch thinks I need therapy after this.'

Time Traveler's Dilemma

A time traveler witnessing the evolution of parenting techniques, including spanking.
If a time traveler witnessed a modern parenting class, they'd be so confused. 'So, let me get this straight: You're teaching parents not to hit their kids, but you're charging them for the lesson? In my time, we just learned from experience.'

Alien Observation

Aliens trying to understand Earth's disciplinary methods, including spanking.
Aliens might be the key to solving the spanking debate. They'd look at us and say, 'You know, on our planet, we just give each other a disapproving glare, and it works wonders. No need for hand-to-butt contact.'

Pet's Perspective

The confusion pets face when witnessing their owners spank their human children.
Pets must think we're insane. One moment we're cuddling with them on the couch, and the next, we're chasing our kids around with a spatula. They're probably having secret animal meetings about how weird humans are.

Parenting Perspective

The age-old debate on spanking as a form of discipline.
Spanking as a punishment is like trying to teach a lesson with a swat. It's like saying, 'Let me hit you so you understand that hitting is wrong.' Ah, the logic of parenting!

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