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Do you think aliens have road trip games? Like, "I spy with my three eyes, something green." Meanwhile, we're stuck playing license plate bingo and arguing about who gets control of the aux cord.
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Spaceships have the coolest interiors, right? I mean, my car has cup holders, but these guys have anti-gravity cup holders. I spilled coffee on my lap once, and I thought it was a tragedy. Imagine spilling it in zero gravity – that's a whole new level of chaos.
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You know you're on a fancy spaceship when the bathroom has a sign that says, "Please flush all stardust responsibly." I'm just trying not to touch anything in there; I don't need an intergalactic disease on my vacation.
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Spaceships have autopilot, right? Imagine if we had that on Earth. "Honey, take the wheel; I'm gonna catch a nap." We'd all be snoozing on the highway, and traffic jams would turn into interstellar siestas.
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Spaceships are the only vehicles where a GPS can casually say, "In 3 trillion miles, make a slight left at the nebula." I'm over here struggling with parallel parking, and they're navigating black holes like it's a Sunday drive.
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You ever notice how spaceships are like the ultimate minivan? There's always that one alien mom shuttling around a bunch of little green extraterrestrials, and you just know she's got space snacks and interstellar juice boxes in the back.
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Ever notice how spaceships have those sleek aerodynamic designs? Meanwhile, my car looks like it's stuck in the 90s. I bet if I drove a spaceship, I'd be getting compliments from other galaxies like, "Nice warp drive, Earthling!
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Spaceship fuel is probably the most expensive thing in the universe. I'm here stressing over gas prices on Earth, and aliens are filling up their tanks with liquid diamonds or something. No wonder they only visit once in a millennium.
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They say spaceships can go faster than the speed of light. Meanwhile, my Wi-Fi can't even handle streaming a cat video without buffering. Aliens are probably out there binge-watching entire galaxies while we're stuck on Earth waiting for our pizzas to arrive.
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