5 Jokes For Spaceship

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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Maintenance Worker on Spaceship

Quirks of futuristic technology
People think being a spaceship mechanic is cool, but when the AI starts flirting with you, it's not as glamorous as it sounds. I'm just here to fix the engines, not get serenaded by circuits!

Space Chef

Odd ingredients and zero-gravity cooking challenges
People ask what the secret ingredient in my space stew is. Well, it's not a secret, it's just that when the ingredients float around, you never know what'll end up in there! We call it "surprise stew.

Tour Guide on Intergalactic Cruises

Unpredictable tourist demands
Trying to impress tourists with the spaceship's speed, I said, "We're moving faster than the speed of light!" They all clapped until someone realized their drinks weren't getting refilled any faster!

Alien Tourist

Misunderstandings about human customs
Aliens visiting Earth have a hard time with idioms. One tried to compliment a waitress by saying, "Your service is really out of this world!" She thought he was complaining about the gravity!

Alien Pet on Spaceship

Adjusting to human crew members
My alien pet thinks the spaceship's a playground. Last night, it discovered the airlock button...I've never seen something go from 'let's play' to 'emergency alert' so quickly!

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