8 Jokes For Southerner

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Updated on: Jul 30 2025

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Did you hear about the southerner who became a banker? He started using 'y'all' as the currency!
Why don't southerners use bookmarks? They prefer dog-earing the pages 'cause it's more dog-gone convenient!
What did the southerner say when he saw his first spaceship? 'Well, I'll be a son of a gun!
What do you call a southerner at the North Pole? Lost, bless their heart!
Why did the southerner bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why don't southerners play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everybody knows everybody!
Why did the southerner bring a pencil to bed? In case he wanted to draw the curtains!
Why did the southerner bring a car door to the desert? So he could roll down the window when it got too hot!

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