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Why was the southerner such a good gardener? Because he had a lot of southern roots!
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Did you hear about the southerner who tried to make a belt out of watches? He thought it was a waist of time!
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Did you hear about the southerner who opened a zoo? It had a 'bless your heart' section!
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Did you hear about the southerner who invented a new tractor? He said it was wheely impressive!
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Why did the southerner bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Did you hear about the southerner who opened a bakery? He kneaded dough!
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How do you know a southerner invented the toothbrush? Because anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush!
Southern Discomfort
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You know you're in the South when people say, Bless your heart and you're not sure if it's a compliment or they're just diagnosing your cholesterol levels.
Southern GPS Wisdom
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Southerners give directions like they're narrating a Shakespearean play. Thou shall proceed two furlongs hence, take a right at yon oak tree, and lo, thou shalt arrive at the Waffle House.
Sweet Tea Therapy
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They say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever tried handing a southerner a glass of sweet tea? It's like a sugar rush for the soul – the elixir of eternal optimism.
Southern Social Quirks
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Down here, we've got more social rules than traffic lights. If someone invites you over for supper, you better bring a dessert or risk being banished to the land of never-again-invited.
Southern Swagger
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Southerners walk with a certain swagger. It's not arrogance; it's just the unspoken confidence that comes from knowing how to fry chicken, fix a tire, and recite Faulkner – all before lunchtime.
Drawl Dilemmas
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Being from the South is like having a permanent speech impediment. It's not laziness; it's just a regional accent that refuses to speed up, like it's on a lifelong vacation.
Southern Weather Logic
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In the South, we have two seasons: hot and hotter. Meteorologists down here don't predict the weather; they just shrug and say, Y'all might wanna wear shorts today, I reckon.
Mosquito Olympics
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In the South, mosquitoes are the unofficial state bird. They're so big they should have their own ZIP code. You slap one, and three more show up for the funeral. It's like they have a revenge pact.
Southern Manners vs. Survival
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In the South, we're taught to say yes, ma'am and no, sir from a young age. It's not just politeness; it's a survival instinct. Mess up and forget, and your grandma's stare alone will haunt your dreams.
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