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I accidentally left my sourdough in the car overnight. Now it's a 'well-done' loaf.
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I tried to make a bread pun, but it was just too crumby. I'll stick to sourdough jokes.
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Why did the sourdough apply for a job? It wanted to prove it could rise to the occasion.
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Why did the sourdough get promoted? It had a lot of 'breadth' of experience.
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What did the sourdough say when it won the baking competition? 'I kneaded that!
Sourdough Dating
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I tried setting up my sourdough starter on a date with a baguette. Let's just say it didn't go well. The baguette accused the sourdough of being too kneady, and the sourdough said the baguette was too crusty. It ended in a yeastful argument.
Sourdough Fashion Show
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My sourdough is so trendy; it insisted on having a fashion show. It paraded around the kitchen in a floury couture, and I had to pretend to be the impressed audience. I think it's watching too much Project Runway.
Sourdough Celebrity
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My sourdough starter thinks it's a celebrity. It refuses to leave the house without its dough autograph book. Last time we went grocery shopping, it got mobbed in the bread aisle. Now it's demanding its own reality show – Keeping Up with the Sourdough.
Sourdough Therapy Group
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I found my sourdough starter attending a support group for neglected starters. It said, I feel neglected because my owner forgets to feed me. I'm just sitting there thinking, I'm not a bad parent; I just have commitment issues with my bread!
Sourdough GPS
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My sourdough is so confident. It thinks it's a GPS. I left it on the counter, and it was like, In 500 feet, turn left towards the oven. I'm just waiting for it to start criticizing my driving skills.
Sourdough Standup
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My sourdough starter wanted to try standup comedy. It told me a joke – Why did the dough go to therapy? Because it had too many yeast issues! I told it to stick to baking; the comedy scene is tough enough without carb-based competition.
Sourdough Self-Help Book
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I caught my sourdough starter reading a self-help book. It was titled Rise to Greatness: A Yeast's Guide to Success. I guess even the dough wants to reach its full potential. Next thing you know, it'll be asking for a motivational speaker at breakfast.
Sourdough Therapy
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I tried talking to my sourdough starter during the pandemic as a form of therapy. I'd be like, How's your day, bubbling nicely? But then it started giving me relationship advice. I think I need a new therapist – one that doesn't rise to the occasion!
Sourdough Social Media
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My sourdough starter convinced me to create a social media account for it. Now it has more followers than me. It's out there posting pictures of itself rising and getting more likes than my vacation photos. I never thought I'd be jealous of bread.
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