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I asked my sonny if he could do math while camping. He said he could always count on it!
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My sonny asked me for a bookmark, but I gave him a dad joke. Now he can't put it down!
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I asked my sonny if he could make a salad using a ladder. He said he'd toss the salad!
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Why did the sonny bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing... and the sonny flirting with the croutons!
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I asked my sonny if he knew any jokes about construction. He said he couldn't build one, but he could demolish them!
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My sonny told me he wanted to be a baker. I guess he's a real 'roll' model!
Spectral TV Channel Surfer
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My sonny claims our TV remote is possessed. I said, Well, if a ghost wants to binge-watch 'Ghost Hunters,' who am I to argue? At least it pays for its haunting subscription!
Casper, the Unfriendly Ghost
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Sonny asked me if Casper was a friendly ghost. I said, Sure, if you consider constantly rearranging the furniture at 3 am and hiding the car keys friendly. Casper's got issues!
Haunted Family Reunions
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Hey folks, my sonny thinks our family reunions are haunted. I told him, Son, it's not a ghost, it's just Aunt Mildred's meatloaf that refuses to rest in peace!
Paranormal Potty Training
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Sonny's convinced our bathroom is haunted. I told him, Kid, if a ghost wants to learn about personal space during potty training, let it be. Maybe it's just a former germaphobe specter!
Haunted Homework Help
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Sonny complained about ghosts distracting him during homework. I said, Well, if a spectral Einstein wants to give you tips on quadratic equations, you better take notes. It's not every day you get help from the other side of the chalkboard!
Haunted House Party
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Sonny suggested inviting ghosts to our next party. I said, Sure, nothing says 'life of the party' like explaining to Grandma that she has to dance around Uncle Bob's ghost in the living room!
Ghostly Homework Excuses
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My sonny tried to pull a fast one on me when he said a ghost ate his homework. I said, Really? A ghost? I've heard of poltergeists, but never one with a taste for algebra!
Ghosts on a Diet
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Sonny thinks ghosts are stealing his snacks. I said, Kid, if we have weight-conscious ghosts in the house, maybe we should start leaving out some celery sticks. I hear specters love a good detox!
Ghost Therapist
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My sonny suggested we hire a ghost therapist. I said, Great, as if dealing with the living wasn't challenging enough. Now we need to make sure our therapist can communicate with both sides of the afterlife!
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