5 Jokes For Sonny

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 14 2025

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The Uncool Parent

Trying to be cool for the sake of the "sonny"
Joke: I tried to impress my sonny's friends by using slang. I greeted them with a "Yo, what's up, fam?" They looked at me like I had just arrived from another planet. I think I accidentally insulted someone's grandmother.

The Overprotective Parent

Dealing with a rebellious "sonny"
Joke: Teenagers and laundry – it's like they speak a different language. I found a pile of clothes on the floor and asked my sonny to pick them up. He said, "Why? It's just going to get dirty again." I thought, "Well, so is your attitude, but I still have to deal with it.

The Paranoid Parent

Constantly worrying about the "sonny"
Joke: I told my sonny, "I don't stalk you on social media; I just do some occasional, light surveillance." He replied, "Dad, that's the definition of stalking." I said, "Semantics, sonny, semantics.

The Wise Mentor Parent

Offering advice to a stubborn "sonny"
Joke: I told my sonny, "Patience is a virtue." He said, "I don't have time for virtues." I said, "Well, you better make time because waiting for Wi-Fi to connect is the true test of patience.

The Technologically Challenged Parent

Navigating the digital world with a "sonny"
Joke: My sonny told me, "Dad, you need to join social media. It's the way to connect with people." I joined Facebook and added him. He accepted, then posted, "Help! My dad is on Facebook. How do I undo this?

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