6 Soldiers Jokes

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Sep 16 2024

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I tried to join the army as a chef, but they said I couldn't make a decent camouflage-flavored soup.
I asked a soldier if he knew any magic tricks. He said, 'Yeah, watch me pull a deployment out of this hat!
I asked a soldier if he could play the trumpet. He said, 'No, but I can definitely handle a bugle call!
I told my wife she should embrace my inner soldier. Now she insists I fold my socks the military way.
I asked the soldier if he knew any good dad jokes. He replied, 'I'm still in the ranks, but I've mastered the art of dad marches!
I tried to join the army, but they said I was too tactless. I guess I can't make strategic dad jokes.

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