6 Soldiers Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 16 2024

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Why did the soldier become a chef? Because he knew how to handle the mess hall!
What did the soldier say to the pencil? You're my number one draft pick!
Why did the soldier sleep with a flashlight? In case he had to get up at the crack of dawn!
Why did the soldier bring a pencil to the battle? In case he had to draw his weapon!
Why don't soldiers ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they have camouflage skills!
Why did the soldier bring a pencil to the war? In case he had to draw his weapon!

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