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I'm pretty sure my solar panels are the new neighborhood celebrities. I catch my neighbors peeking at them more often than they look at their own kids. "Oh, you've grown so much since last summer, haven't you?
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Solar panels are the only thing that make me excited about the sun. Before, it was just a giant ball of fire in the sky. Now, it's my personal power supplier. Talk about a promotion.
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I got solar panels installed on my house. Now, every time the sun shines, it's like my home is charging. It's the only time I wish I could pay my bills with sunlight.
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Solar panels are like the vitamins for my house – they get a daily dose of sunshine. I'm just waiting for my home to start flexing its solar-powered muscles.
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I installed solar panels because I heard it's good for the environment. Little did I know, it's also a great way to impress your eco-friendly friends. "Oh, you recycle? That's cute. I harness the power of the sun, darling.
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Solar panels are like the introverts of the energy world. They quietly soak up the sun, do their thing, and only talk when they've got something important to say – like, "Hey, your electricity bill just took a nosedive!
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I asked my solar panels if they believe in aliens. They said, "We've been staring at the sun all day, and we're still not sure if we're alone in the universe. But we do know your energy bills are out of this world.
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My solar panels are like the fitness trackers of my house. They're always counting the steps the sun takes across the sky. "Congratulations, today you've burned 1,000 kilowatts!
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You know you're living in the future when your roof has more sunbathing panels than you do. My solar panels are basically getting a better tan than I ever will.
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