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The Skeptic Solar Panel Installer
Trying to convince customers that solar panels won't turn their homes into UFO landing pads.
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One guy was so paranoid, he said, "I don't want solar panels; I don't want to be abducted." I told him, "Look, if aliens wanted you, they wouldn't need solar panels to find you. They've got Google Maps!
The Overenthusiastic Environmentalist Solar Panel Salesperson
Trying to sell solar panels to people who think composting is too extreme.
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I had a customer who said, "Solar panels are too high-tech for me." I replied, "High-tech? It's not like I'm installing a spaceship in your backyard. Although, that would be cool, too—solar-powered spaceships!
The Hipster Solar Panel User
Complaining that solar panels have become too mainstream.
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People ask me, "Are solar panels worth it?" I tell them, "Well, if you want to be a true hipster, you should wait until the sun goes out of style. But, good luck finding a vintage sun in mint condition!
The Lazy Homeowner With Solar Panels
Trying to convince neighbors that the solar panels aren't a ploy to avoid yard work.
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Another neighbor said, "You only got solar panels to avoid raking leaves." I replied, "Well, leaves are nature's way of testing my commitment to renewable energy. Let the wind be my rake!
The Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist Neighbor
Convinced that solar panels are secretly communicating with extraterrestrial life.
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The guy thinks my solar panels are a government experiment. I told him, "If the government wanted to spy on you, they wouldn't need solar panels. They'd just follow you on social media like the rest of us!
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