7 Jokes For Softer

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Updated on: Jul 18 2024

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I'm on a diet, but it's a soft one. I only eat things that melt in my mouth.
I tried to fold my soft blanket, but it just wasn't square with the idea.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down—much like a soft pillow.
Why did the blanket break up with the sheet? It felt too smothered in the relationship.
I asked my bed why it's so supportive. It said, 'I've got your back, always.
Why did the soft drink bring a ladder? It wanted to reach the next level of fizziness.
Why don't soft things ever get into arguments? They prefer pillow talk.

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