4 Jokes For Softer

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Updated on: Jul 18 2024

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I've been reading parenting books lately, trying to be a softer parent. The books say things like, "Use positive reinforcement." So, the other day, my kid spills milk all over the floor, and I'm like, "Great job! You just created a milk waterfall!" But then my wife walks in, and
Dating is tough, right? So my friend suggests I take a softer approach. He says, "Be gentle, be kind." So, I decided to bring flowers on a date. But not just any flowers—soft, plush flowers. I handed them to my date, and she looked at me like I was crazy.
You know, folks, I recently got some advice from a friend who told me I needed to be "softer." So, I thought, "Okay, I'll give it a shot." I started by switching to softer toilet paper. You know, the kind that feels like you're wiping with a cloud. But let
I've been trying to get in shape, and my fitness trainer told me to take a softer approach to working out. So, I signed up for a "gentle yoga" class. The instructor tells us to find our zen, and I'm thinking, "This is great, I'm finally getting fit without breaking

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