7 Jokes For Socialist

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Updated on: Jan 16 2025

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Why did the socialist become an architect? To design housing that met everyone's 'equal-living' standards!
Why don't socialists believe in bumper stickers? Because they're all about redistribution, not re-stick-tribution!
Why don't socialists play hide and seek? Because good luck dividing equally when someone finds them!
How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just share the darkness equally!
What's a socialist's favorite type of music? Anything with equal-temperament!
How does a socialist count sheep? By making sure each one gets an equal amount of wool!
Why don't socialists play musical chairs? They believe in sharing the seats!

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