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What did the socialist math teacher tell the class? 'Let's share our problems equally!
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Did you hear about the socialist bakery? They've got a real 'commune'ity oven!
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What did one socialist say to the other at the potluck? 'Let's make sure the dessert is equitably sliced!
Socialist Shopping Sprees
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You ever try to organize a socialist shopping spree? Everyone's sharing one cart, arguing over who gets the last avocado like it's the last piece of art in a museum. I'll pay for the almond milk if you cover the organic kale, they say. Next thing you know, you're bartering your way through the cereal aisle.
Socialist Dating Woes
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Dating a socialist is like being in a relationship with a union negotiator. Honey, should we go to the movies? Well, let's analyze the economic implications of each theater chain and its workers' rights first. Next thing you know, it's a romantic night in, reading Karl Marx by candlelight.
Socialist Pets
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Got a friend with a socialist cat. They're all about equal distribution of affection. That cat won't snuggle up to just one person. It's like, I demand collective belly rubs and ear scratches for the proletariat felines!
Socialist Birthday Parties
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Celebrated a friend’s socialist birthday. Instead of everyone bringing gifts for the birthday person, we all pooled our resources to buy a communal cake. And let me tell you, dividing a cake into equal pieces? It’s a mathematical challenge I wasn’t ready for.
Socialist Fitness Clubs
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Joined a socialist fitness club. Instead of personal trainers, they have fitness collectives. It's not about personal gains; it's about collectively lifting the proletariat weights and achieving equitable muscle distribution.
Socialist Tech Support
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Called socialist tech support once. Instead of fixing my computer, they tried to organize a workers' council within my hard drive. Comrades, unite! Let's collectively troubleshoot this motherboard issue!
Socialist Family Gatherings
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At a socialist family reunion, the family photo took forever. Nobody wanted to stand in the front; it was all about fair representation. We need equal representation from the second cousins twice removed!
Socialist Road Trips
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Ever been on a road trip with a bunch of socialists? They try to share everything equally, even the driving. We’re on the highway, and they're debating the fair distribution of wheel time like it's a policy on national highways. You had the wheel for 20 minutes, it's my turn for equitable transportation representation!
Socialist Game Nights
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Ever been to a socialist game night? Monopoly turns into a political debate. Hey, let's redistribute the hotels for fairer housing! Next thing you know, the thimble is leading a workers' revolution against the top hat.
Socialist Dinner Parties
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I went to a socialist dinner party once. Thought it’d be potluck style, but it was more like means of consumption for all. People were passing dishes around like they were pieces of legislation in Congress. By the time the lasagna got to me, it looked like a bipartisan compromise.
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