7 Jokes For Snake

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Updated on: Sep 14 2024

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What's a snake's favorite dance? The mamba!

What do you call a snake who works for the government? A civil serpent!

Why don't snakes use the internet? They can't hold a mouse!

Why did the snake cross the road? To get to the biker's joke shop!

How do snakes measure themselves? In inchesss!

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long? A π-thon!

Why did the snake get a job in a bakery? It wanted to make sssssweet pastries!

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