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Smokey the Bear tried to write a book. It was full of great advice, but every page kept saying the same thing: 'Don't be a hot mess!
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Smokey the Bear went to a comedy club, and when asked to perform, he said, 'I'm not a stand-up bear, I'm a sit-down and prevent fires bear!
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Why did Smokey the Bear become a stand-up comedian? Because he knew how to drop some 'paw-sitively' hilarious fire prevention tips!
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What did Smokey the Bear say when he won the poker game? 'I'm unbeatable, just like fire prevention!
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What did Smokey the Bear say when he finished his meal? 'That was bear-y delicious, but remember, only you can prevent overeating!
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Why did Smokey the Bear never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always giving away your location with 'Only you can prevent forest fires!
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Smokey the Bear decided to take up gardening. Now he spends his days saying, 'Remember, only you can prevent weed fires!
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Smokey the Bear tried out for a cooking show, but he got kicked out. Apparently, he kept saying, 'Only you can prevent burnt toast!
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Why did Smokey the Bear go to therapy? He had too many issues with people not preventing forest fires!
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