5 Jokes For Smokey The Bear

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Updated on: Nov 24 2024

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Smokey the Bear's Comedy Night

Smokey the Bear trying his hand at stand-up comedy
Smokey's favorite punchline: "I'm not saying I'm a great comedian, but my jokes are so fireproof, they won't even spread on Twitter!

Smokey the Bear's Therapist

Smokey the Bear seeking therapy for his obsession with preventing forest fires
Smokey's therapist suggested he try meditation to calm his nerves. So now, you can find Smokey sitting in the forest, chanting, "Only you can prevent overthinking.

Smokey the Bear's Environmental Protest

Smokey the Bear leading a protest against deforestation
Smokey's protest sign had a picture of him and the slogan, "Swipe left on deforestation." He's really trying to bring Tinder into every aspect of his life, even environmental activism.

Smokey the Bear's Cooking Show

Smokey the Bear hosting a cooking show with a focus on fire safety
Smokey tried making s'mores on his show, but he kept interrupting himself, saying, "Remember, folks, don't play with matches. But if you do, make sure it's to light the campfire for these s'mores!

Smokey the Bear's Tinder Profile

Smokey the Bear trying to find love on Tinder
Smokey's Tinder date asked him, "What do you do for a living?" He replied, "I'm in fire prevention." She got excited, "Oh, you're a firefighter!" Smokey sighed, "No, I'm the guy before the firefighters show up. I'm the 'Hey, let's not do this' guy.

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