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Why did the smoker bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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What's a smoker's favorite Beatles song? 'Let It Be'...cause it's tobacco-free!
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I asked a smoker if he ever tried meditation. He said, 'Yeah, but it was just inhale, exhale, crave a cigarette!
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I asked a smoker if he believes in ghosts. He said, 'Only when I run out of cigarettes - that's truly terrifying!
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I told my friend smoking is bad for his health. He said, 'So is giving me advice!
Quit Smoking, Start Jogging
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I told my friend, Why don't you quit smoking and take up jogging instead? Now, every morning, I see him jogging... to the convenience store for a new pack. Well, at least he's getting some exercise, right?
Smokin' Math
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I calculated the time my friend spends smoking each day. Turns out, if he invested that time in learning a new skill, he could be a concert pianist by now. But, nope, he's chosen the art of puffing away and perfecting his smoke rings.
The Smoke Diet
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My aunt told me smoking helps her lose weight because it curbs her appetite. I told her there are healthier ways to shed pounds, but she's committed. Now she's not just burning calories; she's also burning her grocery bills.
Cigarette Conversations
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My buddy's a smoker, and every time we chat, he needs a smoke break. I'm starting to think he's not addicted to nicotine; he just can't handle a conversation without a dramatic puff of smoke. It's like our dialogue needs special effects.
Smoke Signals
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My neighbor smokes so much that I've started interpreting his smoke signals. If it's a thin stream, he's having a good day. If it's a puff with intensity, he probably burned his dinner. And if it's a smoke cloud, well, it's either his barbecue or his attempt at summoning spirits.
Nicotine Ninja
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My friend is a smoker, and he's always sneaking away for a smoke. I call him the Nicotine Ninja. Seriously, he can disappear faster than my willpower when there's a plate of cookies in front of me.
The Art of Smoking
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I asked a smoker how they manage to stay so calm. They said smoking is like their daily art – they're just exhaling the problems of the world. Well, if that's true, I must be a Picasso with my stress because I don't even smoke!
Up in Smoke
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You know, I tried dating a smoker once. It was like being in a relationship with a human chimney. I thought we were playing hide and seek, but turns out, she was just trying to find a good spot for a quick smoke break!
Secondhand Love
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I dated a smoker because I heard love is in the air. Little did I know, it was just secondhand smoke. Our relationship was like a chimney - hot at first, but ultimately, it just left a lingering smell.
Smoke Alarms and Romance
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My girlfriend smokes, and it's always awkward when the smoke alarm goes off. I asked her if she's trying to set the mood, and she said, No, just trying to cook a grilled cheese. Well, nothing says romance like a sandwich and a side of smoke inhalation.
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