7 Jokes For Smoker

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Updated on: Nov 30 2024

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I quit smoking for health reasons. Now every time I light up, someone tells me to be healthy elsewhere!
I used to be a heavy smoker, but I quit cold turkey. Now, I'm a light-headed turkey!
I asked a smoker if he believes in second chances. He said, 'I believe in second packs!
I tried to quit smoking, but it's a real drag!
My friend asked if I quit smoking. I told him I never started, but I'm an expert at unlit cigarettes!
I told my friend smoking is a slow killer. He said, 'I'm not in a hurry!
Smoking is like a camera – it starts with a flash and ends with ashes!

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