7 Jokes For Smirnoff

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Updated on: Jul 27 2024

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My Smirnoff bottle told me a joke, but it was on the rocks. I guess you had to be there!
I told my Smirnoff bottle a joke, and it laughed so hard it almost spilled the beans – or should I say, the vodka!
I told my Smirnoff bottle a secret, but it couldn't keep it straight. Must have been on the rocks!
I asked my Smirnoff bottle how it stays so cool. It replied, 'Chill attitude, on the rocks!
My friend asked me to describe Smirnoff in three words. I said, 'Smooth, chilled, repeat!
I told my friend I'm on a vodka-only diet. He asked, 'Smirnoff?' I said, 'Nah, I'm on the 'gin'-nings of a healthier lifestyle!
My doctor told me to cut down on my Smirnoff intake. I said, 'But doc, it's my daily dose of vitamin V!

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