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Have you ever tried to draw a perfect smiley face on paper? It's like attempting the Mona Lisa with stick figures. There's an art to it that only kindergarten teachers seem to have mastered.
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I saw a grumpy person wearing a shirt with a smiley face on it. I guess that's their way of saying, "I might look angry, but deep down, I'm just a misunderstood emoji." It's like a warning label for the world.
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The "smiley face" is the most democratic emoji. It doesn't discriminate. It's like the Switzerland of emotions. No matter what life throws at you, there's always a smiley face waiting to make it a little better.
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You know you're an adult when getting an actual smiley face on paper feels like winning the lottery. Forget bills and responsibilities, give me a gold star sticker, and I'm walking on sunshine for a week!
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The "smiley face" is the international symbol for "I have no idea what you just said, but I'm trying to be polite." It's the emoji equivalent of nodding and smiling during a conversation when your mind is on a beach somewhere sipping a margarita.
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You ever notice that smiley faces have been around forever? I bet cavemen were drawing smiley faces on cave walls after a successful mammoth hunt. It's the OG "we survived and dinner is served" symbol.
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I was having a bad day, and then someone sent me a text with a smiley face. Instant mood lift! It's like the text version of a chocolate chip cookie, but without the calories. I should start a diet based on positive emojis.
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You ever notice how the "smiley face" is the original emoji? I mean, who needs a whole keyboard of emotions when a simple colon and parentheses can express everything from "I'm happy" to "I just ate a really good taco"?
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My grandma still sends letters with a handwritten smiley face at the end. It's adorable, but I'm starting to worry she thinks it's an actual legal signature. "Sorry, officer, I can't pay that parking ticket. Look, Grandma put a smiley face on my check!
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