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Why did the painter bring cream cheese to the art gallery? He wanted to create a masterpiece with a perfect smear!
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What did the bagel say during the election? I don't mean to smear my opponents, but I'm a hole lot better!
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I tried to make a sandwich, but I accidentally smacked the mustard. Now it's a smearcase!
Smearing My Self-Esteem
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I tried online dating recently, and let me tell you, my profile got smeared left and right. I thought I was being clever by saying I have a dad bod – you know, embracing the trend. But apparently, that just translates to runs marathons... on Netflix. Now I'm stuck between swipe left and delete my account.
The Great Smear-Off
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You ever have a roommate who borrows your stuff and never returns it? Well, I decided to fight fire with fire. I started a smear campaign on the communal fridge. I put up a sign saying, Beware: This milk may have seen things it can't unsee. Suddenly, my yogurt stopped disappearing. Turns out, a little smear diplomacy goes a long way.
The Smear Campaign
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You know, I recently learned about this thing called a smear. Not the delicious bagel topping, no. It's the kind of smear that people do on social media. You ever been smeared? I have. Last week, someone posted a picture of me eating a burrito with a fork. I mean, who does that? Apparently, I do. I didn't know there were burrito-eating rules! Now I'm the fork bandit of the internet.
The Smear-tual Awakening
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I've reached a smear-tual awakening in my life. I've decided to embrace the imperfections and the occasional smear. Life's too short to worry about what people think. Unless, of course, they're judging my burrito-eating techniques. In that case, let the smear campaign begin!
The Accidental Smear
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I accidentally smeared ketchup on my face in a crowded restaurant. You ever try to look cool while wiping your face with a napkin? It's like I was auditioning for a role in a spaghetti commercial. I didn't get the part.
Smear and Share
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Social media has turned into a battleground of smears and shares. You post a selfie, and suddenly your aunt is sharing it with the caption, Look at my nephew, trying to be a model. Bless his heart. Thanks, Aunt Mildred. I was just trying to show off my cat.
The Smear-ious Incident
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I had a smear-ious incident at the gym the other day. I accidentally used someone else's towel. How was I supposed to know? They all look the same when you're drenched in sweat. I just hope that person is now enjoying the unexpected gift of my workout glow.
Smear and Loathing in the Office
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The office can be a battleground, especially during lunchtime. I witnessed a fierce smear campaign in the breakroom over the last slice of pizza. It was like a political debate, but with more cheese and less civility. I'm just glad I brought a sandwich that day – less smear potential.
The Smear Whisperer
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I consider myself the Smear Whisperer. I can diffuse any awkward situation with a well-timed joke. Like when someone accidentally smears lipstick on their teeth – I just smile and say, You know, they say laughter is the best lip balm.
Toothpaste Smear Wars
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My roommate and I have this ongoing battle – the Toothpaste Smear Wars. It's like a messy art project in our bathroom. I tried to establish a ceasefire by suggesting we get separate tubes, but he said, No, it's character-building. I didn't know dental hygiene could be so... abstract.
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