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You ever notice how your phone screen only gets that perfect fingerprint smear when you desperately want to show someone a photo? It's like your phone's saying, "Wait, let me add some mystery to this image!
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Isn't it funny how rain on a freshly cleaned window doesn't just drip, it smears the whole view? It's like nature saying, "Nice try, enjoy this abstract art instead!
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Smear tests at the doctor's office should come with a participation trophy. I mean, you've just accomplished an Olympic-level balancing act while praying for the world's steadiest hand award!
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Trying to fix a smudged mascara line is like trying to erase a mistake on a canvas—it always ends up becoming part of the masterpiece, for better or worse.
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Have you seen those cooking shows where they expertly smear sauce on a plate? I tried that once, and it looked less like art and more like a confused snail's trail.
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Have you ever watched someone trying to paint a wall? It starts off all neat and organized, but within minutes, it's a smear-fest! It's like the wall's playing a game of "Guess the Color" with the painter.
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The worst part about a beautiful handwritten letter? The moment your hand smears the ink as you finish. Suddenly, your heartfelt message looks like a secret code deciphered by water.
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Lipstick smears are like a secret code left behind after a great conversation. It's like your lips are whispering, "I was here" on every coffee cup and cheek they touch.
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It's fascinating how makeup tutorials make that perfect, flawless finish seem so easy. In reality, it's more like a Picasso painting—smearing, blending, and hoping it looks better from a distance.
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