10 Jokes For Smear

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Updated on: Nov 15 2024

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You ever notice how your phone screen only gets that perfect fingerprint smear when you desperately want to show someone a photo? It's like your phone's saying, "Wait, let me add some mystery to this image!
Isn't it funny how rain on a freshly cleaned window doesn't just drip, it smears the whole view? It's like nature saying, "Nice try, enjoy this abstract art instead!
Smear tests at the doctor's office should come with a participation trophy. I mean, you've just accomplished an Olympic-level balancing act while praying for the world's steadiest hand award!
Trying to fix a smudged mascara line is like trying to erase a mistake on a canvas—it always ends up becoming part of the masterpiece, for better or worse.
Have you seen those cooking shows where they expertly smear sauce on a plate? I tried that once, and it looked less like art and more like a confused snail's trail.
Have you ever watched someone trying to paint a wall? It starts off all neat and organized, but within minutes, it's a smear-fest! It's like the wall's playing a game of "Guess the Color" with the painter.
The worst part about a beautiful handwritten letter? The moment your hand smears the ink as you finish. Suddenly, your heartfelt message looks like a secret code deciphered by water.
Lipstick smears are like a secret code left behind after a great conversation. It's like your lips are whispering, "I was here" on every coffee cup and cheek they touch.
It's fascinating how makeup tutorials make that perfect, flawless finish seem so easy. In reality, it's more like a Picasso painting—smearing, blending, and hoping it looks better from a distance.
You ever notice how the word "smear" sounds like what happens when you try to spread cold butter straight out of the fridge on toast? It's like a battle between the butter and the bread, and somehow the bread always wins with a smear.

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