8 Jokes For Smart Car

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Updated on: Jun 09 2025

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Why don't smart cars ever gossip? Because they believe in keeping things 'auto-matic'!
Why did the smart car apply for a job at the circus? It wanted to be the 'smartest car in the ring'!
Why did the smart car get an award? It always knew how to 'drive' home a good point!
Why did the smart car break up with its owner? It couldn't handle the constant 'back-seat' driving!
What do you get when you cross a smart car and a computer? A 'hard drive' with excellent 'mileage'!
I bought a smart car with a voice recognition system. Now it refuses to start unless I say, 'Start your engines' in my best racing announcer voice!
What do you call a group of smart cars racing? A 'byte race'!
Why did the smart car enroll in school? It wanted to be 'classically trained'!

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