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The Conspiracy Theorist Smart Car
When your smart car thinks every traffic jam is a government plot.
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My smart car has trust issues. It won't follow the GPS in certain areas because it's convinced the satellites are spying on us. I guess my car is the original privacy advocate.
The Smarty-Pants Smart Car
When your smart car is a know-it-all.
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My smart car thinks it's a stand-up comedian. It told me a joke the other day: "Why did the car apply for a job? Because it wanted to get a little 'tire-d' of the daily grind." Even my car's puns are smart.
The Overprotective Smart Car
The smart car that thinks it knows better than you.
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I asked my smart car for directions to a fast-food joint, and it replied, "You know, there's a salad place just a mile away. Are you sure you want that burger?" I didn't know my car came with a side of judgment.
The Matchmaker Smart Car
When your smart car wants to play Cupid on the road.
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I think my smart car has been reading too many romance novels. It keeps insisting that I let that cute convertible merge into my lane. I didn't know my car had a soft spot for automotive romances.
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