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How did the smart blonde prepare for the marathon? By running her own 'mental' race!
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Why did the smart blonde bring a flashlight to the bar? Because the drinks were enlightening!
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How did the smart blonde confuse a detective? She cracked a case of M&M’s!
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How did the smart blonde outsmart her computer? She clicked 'Cancel' to order more brain RAM!
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How does a smart blonde solve a math problem? She adds a blonde and subtracts the confusion!
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Why did the smart blonde carry a ruler everywhere? To measure her intelligence in inches!
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How did the smart blonde win the spelling bee? By highlighting all the right letters!
Blonde and the Riddle
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I gave a smart blonde friend a riddle: Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She thinks for a moment and says, To reach for the stars? I told her, No, to get to the high spirits! Close enough.
Blonde and Tech-Savvy
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My smart blonde friend is so tech-savvy; she can fix a computer with just a hairpin. I asked her how, and she said, Well, I read somewhere that blondes excel at untangling things. I'm not sure if that was a tech tip or relationship advice.
Blonde Scientist
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I have a friend, a smart blonde, who's a scientist. She's working on a groundbreaking study titled The Correlation Between Hair Color and the Attraction of Stray Bumblebees. Spoiler alert: blondes attract more bees, and it's not just because of honey-colored hair.
A Blonde's IQ
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I met this blonde who claimed to have a high IQ. I said, Oh, really? Is that your hair color or your score on the intelligence test? She looked at me like I just asked her to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded.
Blonde Logic
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Smart blondes have this unique logic. I asked my blonde friend how she stays so sharp, and she said, I keep my head in the clouds; that way, if anyone says I'm not grounded, I can say I'm just maintaining my IQ.
Smart Blonde
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You ever heard about the smart blonde? Yeah, it's like finding a unicorn at a Mensa meeting. I mean, usually, when someone says smart blonde, they're talking about the light bulb above their head, not the one in their brain.
Blondes and GPS
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I've got this friend, a smart blonde, she says. She's so smart, she doesn't need GPS. I said, That's great! How do you find your way around? She goes, I just follow the sun! I'm thinking, Lady, you're going to end up in the Pacific Ocean.
Blonde Detective
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I know a blonde who became a detective. She's so good at solving mysteries; she found Waldo, Carmen Sandiego, and even the missing sock from my laundry. I'm still wondering how she cracked that last one.
Blonde Philosophy
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Smart blondes have their own philosophy. One told me, Life is like a box of chocolates: full of surprises and occasionally gets sticky. I couldn't tell if she was quoting Forrest Gump or describing her hair dye mishap.
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