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I met a smart blonde the other day, and she told me she was on a seafood diet. You know, she sees food and she eats it. I thought, "Well, that's a diet I can get on board with!
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I heard about a smart blonde who invented a solar-powered flashlight. I mean, talk about thinking outside the box – or should I say, outside the dark!
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Smart blondes are like human GPS devices. You can blindfold them, spin them around, and they'll still lead you straight to the nearest coffee shop. It's like a built-in caffeine radar.
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You know you're talking to a smart blonde when she starts using words like "algorithm" and "machine learning." I just nod along like I understand, thinking, "I hope this conversation doesn't end with a pop quiz.
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Ever notice how a smart blonde can find her keys faster than anyone? It's like she's got some secret GPS system built into her hair.
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A smart blonde told me she's learning to play hide and seek with her pet chameleon. I said, "Good luck with that – even the chameleon might struggle to keep up with your hiding skills!
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You know, they say blondes are getting smarter. I guess now when a smart blonde walks into a room, we'll have to change the lightbulb instead of the old stereotype.
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Smart blondes are like superheroes – they have their own kind of X-ray vision. They can look into a messy room and immediately spot the missing sock or that one crumpled piece of paper you thought you hid so well.
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I asked a smart blonde for her Wi-Fi password. She said, "You need to buy me dinner first." Well, I guess she's just making sure there's a strong connection before sharing her secrets.
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