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The Paranoid Captain
Constantly worried about the boat sinking
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The boat salesman told me, "This thing is unsinkable!" I said, "That's what they said about the Titanic's cousin, the Tini-tanic." Now I'm out here with a life jacket, a rubber duck, and a sense of impending doom.
The Lazy Cruiser
Trying to chill on a small boat
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They say size doesn't matter, but when your boat is so small, the fish look at you like, "Hey, buddy, aren't you lost? The kiddie pool is that way.
The Environmentalist Sailor
Navigating the delicate balance of enjoying nature without harming it
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My boat is so small; it's like the Prius of the sea. Silent, slow, and people only notice it when they're stuck behind me, wondering why the ocean has a speed limit.
The Overly Ambitious Fisherman
Trying to impress everyone with a small boat
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Took my tiny boat to the marina, and the big yachts were giving me side-eye. I said, "Don't worry, folks, this boat may be small, but it's got a big sense of humor. It's the Kevin Hart of boats.
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