7 Jokes For Smacking

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Updated on: Feb 24 2025

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and couldn't resist smacking its lips!
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' I smacked the air in self-defense!
I asked my computer for a joke, and it said, 'Smack the keyboard!' Now I have a 'hit' comedy.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even excuses for smacking each other!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. So, I smacked it and called it a 'beat' belt!
My dad told me to invest my money in bonds. So, I bought a pack of them and smacked them together. Now what?
I tried to write a joke about a smacking competition, but it didn't hit the mark. So, I smacked the keyboard, and now it's a hit!

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