7+ Best One Liners Jokes For smacking

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My cat and I have staring contests. When I win, I feel accomplished. When my cat wins, I get smacked in the face. It's a win-win!

I smacked my TV when it wasn't working. Now it's on the 'hit' list!

Why did the orange go to therapy? It had issues with being squeezed and smacked around too much!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a smack. I guess she misunderstood 'embrace'!

I smacked the alarm clock this morning. Now I'm up for assault and battery!

Why don't golfers ever get into arguments? Because they know how to keep things on the fairway – no smacking allowed!

My friend told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I gave them a big hug. They weren't expecting a physical manifestation of advice!

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