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Trying to unsubscribe from an email list is like navigating through a maze designed by someone who takes pleasure in your frustration. "Are you sure you want to leave?" Yes, I'm sure, but do I need to solve a riddle first?
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Netflix's "Skip Intro" button is a hero for the impatient, but can we talk about the emotional rollercoaster of watching a slow-loading progress bar while you're just trying to binge-watch without interruptions? I've aged a year during that wait!
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The express checkout lane at the grocery store is like a social experiment. You're there with two items, and the person in front of you has a full cart, paying by check, and deciding to price-match the entire store. Express, my foot!
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The most suspenseful moment in life is when you accidentally hit "reply all" on an email, and your slow Wi-Fi is the only thing saving you from immediate embarrassment. Thank you, buffering wheel, for being my digital guardian angel.
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I love how my phone has a "slow-motion" video feature. Because, you know, I've always wanted to capture the breathtaking beauty of dropping a single French fry to the ground like it's some kind of Olympic event.
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Traffic lights have this secret agenda to make you question every life choice you've ever made. You're sitting there, waiting for the light to change, wondering if you should've taken up a career as a professional juggler instead.
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Waiting for the microwave to finish is like watching a snail run a marathon. You're just standing there, tapping your foot, thinking, "Come on, buddy, you're not curing cancer; you're just reheating my leftovers.
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Have you ever been stuck behind someone walking so slow that you're pretty sure a sloth could lap them? I'm convinced they're on a mission to prove that time actually slows down when you're around them.
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You ever notice how escalators have that one person who treats them like they're auditioning for a slow-motion scene in a movie? I mean, come on, it's not a red carpet event; we're just trying to get to the next floor, not star in an action film!
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