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The Relaxed Rock
Being stuck in one place while the world spins around you.
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I asked a rock about its biggest fear. It said, "Rolling stones. They just can't commit to staying in one place.
The Laid-Back Lizard
When you're so chill that you're practically frozen.
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I envy lizards; they can sleep for days and wake up to a world that's pretty much the same. I sleep for eight hours and wake up to find out there's a new trend I don't understand.
The Tortoise Talks
Living in a world that's always in a hurry when you're not.
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I bought a pet tortoise to teach me patience. Little did I know, it's now the most stressful part of my day waiting for it to finish crossing the living room.
The Sloth's Dilemma
When you move at a pace that makes snails look like race cars, life can get complicated.
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The sloth applied for a job as a crossing guard. The interview lasted three days, and they still haven't made a decision.
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