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I told my computer to get a job. It replied, 'I'm already working – overtime on updates!
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Why did the computer apply for a job at the tortoise racing track? It heard they needed a slow processor!
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I told my computer I needed more speed. It just replied, 'Sorry, I'm not a caffeine-injected gaming PC!
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I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'I've been taking breaks all day – buffering.
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I asked my computer to teach me patience. It replied, 'Error: Patience.exe not found.
State-of-the-Art or State-of-the-Fart?
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When I bought my computer, they said it was state-of-the-art. Little did I know, they meant it's from the Jurassic period!
Lost in the Matrix... Loading
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You know your computer's old when it takes longer to start up than it does for Neo to realize he's The One.
The Jurassic Park of PCs
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My computer's so outdated, when I turn it on, it should come with a disclaimer: Beware of Dinosaurs and Extended Coffee Breaks.
Dial-Up Nostalgia
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You remember the good old days of dial-up? My computer's so slow, it's still buffering that 'You've Got Mail' notification.
From Flash Drives to Flashbacks
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I tried transferring a file from one folder to another. My computer needed a break halfway through. It's like watching an elderly person cross the street.
The Waiting Game: PC Edition
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When my computer says, Please wait, I feel like I'm entering a relationship with it. Just endless waiting and broken promises.
The Relativity of Speed
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My computer's so slow, I'm pretty sure if it were a car, it'd be powered by a snail and a dream.
When Updates are an Eternity
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The last time my computer updated, I had time to learn a new language, write a novel, and contemplate the meaning of life. Thanks, Windows!
The Tortoise of Tech
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I swear, by the time my computer finishes updating, I've aged another year. It's like waiting for a sloth to finish a marathon.
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