7 Jokes About Slow Computers

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Updated on: Jul 06 2025

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Why did the computer break up with its internet connection? It was tired of a slow and unreliable relationship!
Why did the computer start a band? It had too many bad sectors but great 'data' beats!
Why did the computer bring a ladder to the office? It heard it needed to reach the desktop!
Why did the computer apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted a processor with more dough!
My computer is so slow, it could finish a marathon in installments!
My computer is like a teenager - it won't do anything until I yell at it!
Why did the computer apply for yoga classes? It heard they teach 'Ctrl+Alt+Delete' for stress relief!

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