7 Jokes For Sloth

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Updated on: Sep 23 2024

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Why did the sloth break up with the cheetah? It just couldn't keep up with the fast pace of the relationship!
Why don't sloths ever get stressed? Because they always take it easy!
What's a sloth's favorite bedtime story? 'The Tortoise and the Sloth' - it can relate to the slow and steady wins the race!
Why don't sloths play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you move at a snail's pace!
What did the sloth say when it crossed the road? 'I'm not in a hurry, I'm just hanging around!
How do you annoy a sloth? Take things up a notch and ask it to speed up!
Why did the sloth bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!

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