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Sloths are the only animals that make you question if they're in slow motion or if you accidentally hit the slow-mo button on your life remote. "Honey, did we accidentally set the planet to sloth speed again?
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If sloths had a theme song, it would be the slowest ballad ever. Picture a sloth with a mic, singing, "I will always love treeeeees." Cue the audience in slow claps.
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Sloths are the real philosophers of the animal kingdom. I mean, they're probably sitting up there in their trees, contemplating the meaning of life at a pace so slow, even a sloth would say, "Come on, pick up the pace!
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I tried to race a sloth once. Spoiler alert: it was a tie. The sloth looked at me like, "What's the rush, buddy? We're all just hanging around here.
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You ever see a sloth crossing the road? It's like a slow-motion action scene, and you're sitting there thinking, "Will it make it to the other side before I lose interest?
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Sloths are the original meditation gurus. They've mastered the art of moving so slowly that you start questioning your own existence. "Am I in the Matrix, or did I just encounter a sloth?
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Sloths are the only animals that could turn a race into a philosophical debate. "Is the finish line a destination, or is the real journey the one we take at a snail's... I mean, sloth's pace?
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You ever watch a sloth move? It's like they're trying to break the world record for the slowest interpretive dance. "And here comes the sloth with the groundbreaking routine called 'The Eternal Yawn.'
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Sloths are nature's speed bumps. You're driving through the forest, and suddenly you're like, "Oh, look, a sloth. Time to downshift and contemplate the mysteries of life.
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