7 Jokes For Slaw

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Updated on: Jul 16 2025

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Why did the vegetable win the talent show? Because it had slaw-some skills!
What's a vegetable's favorite type of math? Slaw-trigonometry.
Why did the lettuce break up with the coleslaw? It just needed some romaine-tic time alone.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the lettuce go to the party alone? It couldn't find a good slaw-mate.
What did the salad say to the refrigerator? Shut the door, I'm dressing!
Why don't vegetables play hide and seek? Because they always end up in the slaw-er.

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