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The Coleslaw Chef
Struggling to create a gourmet coleslaw that impresses everyone
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I spent hours crafting the perfect coleslaw recipe, and when I presented it, someone said, 'Oh, this looks interesting.' Translation: 'I'm scared to try it, but I appreciate the effort.' Note to self: stick to cooking, not experimenting.
The Confused Coleslaw Consumer
Unsure about what coleslaw actually is
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Someone told me coleslaw is just cabbage in disguise. I thought, 'Is this the superhero version of cabbage or the vegetable trying to escape its boring life? I can't trust a salad with an identity crisis.'
The Coleslaw Hater
Trying to avoid coleslaw at all costs
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I have a friend who loves coleslaw. I told him, 'If I wanted a salad, I'd order a salad. I don't need my cabbage pretending to be something it's not. It's like the undercover agent of side dishes.'
The Coleslaw Conspiracy Theorist
Believing that coleslaw is hiding something sinister
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I asked my coleslaw, 'What are you hiding?' It just sat there, looking innocent. But I know there's more to this side dish than meets the eye. I'm starting a support group: Coleslaw Anonymous. Together, we'll uncover the truth!
The Coleslaw Advocate
Trying to convince everyone that coleslaw is the best side dish
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I asked my date if she liked coleslaw. She said, 'No, I'm not a fan.' I replied, 'Well, this relationship is shredded before it even started.' You can't trust someone who can't appreciate the beauty of cabbage creativity.
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