19 Jokes For Slapstick

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Updated on: Jan 19 2025

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they are shellfish!
Why did the scarecrow become a comedian? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even slapstick comedy!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!

The Slapstick Diet

I went on a slapstick diet. Instead of eating, I just tried to dodge anvils and giant hammers all day. Lost 10 pounds and gained a severe headache!

Slapstick Survival Guide

They have survival guides for wilderness, but what about for slapstick? Step one: Always check for banana peels. Step two: Have an exit strategy that doesn't involve falling pianos!

Slapstick Social Media

I tried posting slapstick videos online. The only viral thing about it was when I sneezed after getting hit in the face with a pie—talk about a messy notification!

Slapstick Philosophy

They say life is a comedy, and slapstick is its exaggerated punchline. Well, my life must be the director's cut with all these unexpected pratfalls!

Slapstick Siblings

My brother and I tried a slapstick routine. Let's just say he's better at the slap part, and I'm a natural at the stick part—especially when it comes to the audience!

Slapstick Struggles

Ever tried doing slapstick with a straight face? It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open during a sneeze!

Slapstick at the Gym

I tried incorporating slapstick into my workout routine. Now, instead of lifting weights, I just lift the embarrassing moments of my life!

Slapstick and Self-Improvement

I went to a self-improvement seminar, and they said, Be more open. So, I tried slapstick. Now I'm open—openly dodging frying pans and hoping for a better punchline!

Slapstick and Romance

They say love is like slapstick; it's all fun and games until someone trips over their feelings and lands flat on their face!

The Art of Slapstick

You know, I tried slapstick comedy once, but the banana peel I slipped on was so old, it had its own driver's license!

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