9+ Best One Liners Jokes For slapstick

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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

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