6 Jokes For Skydive

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Updated on: Dec 06 2024

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I told my friend I was afraid of heights, and he said, 'Don't worry, skydiving is the quickest way to get over it!
I tried to convince my grandma to go skydiving with me. She said, 'I've lived this long without jumping out of a plane, and I'm not about to start now!
I asked the skydiving instructor if he had any advice. He said, 'Just go with the flow – and the wind!
Why don't skydivers ever plan a surprise party? Because it's hard to keep things under wraps!
I told my friend I wanted to try skydiving, and he said, 'Don't worry, it's a breeze!
I asked the skydiving instructor if I could jump with my dog. He said, 'Sure, but be prepared for a howl of a time!

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