10 Jokes For Skunk Spray

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Updated on: Sep 13 2024

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Why don't skunks ever get into arguments? Because they always know how to spray peace!
Why did the skunk become a comedian? Because it had a wicked sense of smell-humor!
What do you call a skunk who can play the guitar? A scent-sational musician!
I asked the skunk if it wanted to dance. It said, 'Sorry, I'm more of a two-step than a scent-step kind of critter.
Why did the skunk join a rock band? It wanted to play some funk and roll!
Why did the skunk apply for a job at the perfume store? It wanted to work on its fragrance career!
What's a skunk's favorite genre of music? Scent-sational jazz!
Why don't skunks ever play hide and seek? Because no matter where they hide, their scent gives them away!
Why did the skunk start a gardening club? Because it wanted to plant some scent-sational blooms!
I asked the skunk if it wanted to play cards. It said, 'Sure, but I'm a master at dealing with bad hands!

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