5+ Best One Liners Jokes For skunk spray

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I told my friend I got sprayed by a skunk, and they asked if it was a new cologne. I guess I'm on the cutting edge of fashion!

I asked the skunk if it knew any magic tricks. It replied, 'Watch me make my scent disappear.' Spoiler: It didn't work!

I asked my friend if he could identify a skunk by its smell. He said, 'Of course, it's a nose-knows situation!

I told my friend I got sprayed by a skunk. They said, 'Well, that's a stinky situation.' Thanks for the sympathy!

I sprayed perfume to cover up the skunk smell. Now I smell like a flowery skunk. Mission accomplished?

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