5 Jokes For Skinny Guy

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Updated on: Apr 01 2025

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The Skinny Guy's Wardrobe Woes

Trying to find clothes that don't look borrowed from a scarecrow.
Skinny guys don't need Halloween costumes; we just put on a turtleneck and go as a thermometer.

The Gym Experience for Skinny Guys

Trying to lift weights that won't accidentally turn into kites.
My friends convinced me to try bench pressing once. I laid down, the bar laughed at me, and I realized I accidentally signed up for a comedy show.

Dating as a Skinny Guy

Convincing people that skinny isn't synonymous with weak.
My friends say I should take up a martial art to feel more manly. I'm thinking Tai Chi - the only martial art where you can fight someone and still look chill doing it.

Dining Dilemmas for the Skinny Guy

Everyone thinks you're on a perpetual diet.
I ordered a jumbo-sized meal, and the waiter looked at me like I was crazy. Dude, I'm not on a diet; I just have a fast metabolism. I need fuel to maintain my "skinny sexy" look.

Skinny Guy in a Fast Food World

When the cashier hands you a kid's meal without asking.
I asked for extra fries, and the guy at the counter gave me a sympathetic look and said, "Honey, I think you've had enough.

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