6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For sitting on the toilet

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Why did the smartphone go to the bathroom? Because it heard it could get a good connection on the toilet!

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth while on the toilet. Now, I talk with this weird accent: 'Eau de toilette'!

I found a spider in the bathroom while sitting on the toilet. It was a web designer!

My friend believes in recycling everything, even jokes. He said sitting on the toilet is a 're-run' experience!

I tried to organize a marathon while sitting on the toilet, but it was a 'movement' that never got started!

I thought about writing an autobiography while sitting on the toilet, but then realized it would be a 'crappy' story!

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