6 Jokes For Sitting On The Toilet

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Updated on: Jun 21 2024

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Sitting on the toilet, I had an 'a-ha' moment when I realized that constipated people don’t give a crap!
I told my friend about my fear of sitting on warm toilet seats. They told me it's just a heated discussion!
Sitting on the toilet is like solving a puzzle: you've got to figure things out, piece by piece!
Sitting on the toilet feels like a time machine; you go in the present but come out feeling like you've traveled to the past!
The toilet seat wanted a raise but got told it was too 'crappy' at its job!
I named my toilet Jim because it sounds better than 'John'.

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